I joined this International Disney Program and I'm very happy that I passed the first test, since Disney is one of the very few things I like in the US.


But there's this "Fast Food Service" option and I'm kinda worried. I mean, I could do anything there, anything's good for me, I'm happy just to go and stuff; but what if they put me in the Food service and make me offer that Super Size thing and see those really scary fat people everyday, throwing edible food in the trash and stuff? Don't leave a knife around me when I see that.

Lol, it's ok, they said we can choose the things we want to avoid, so I'll just tell them if they put me in the Fast Food Service, the sells will astronomically drop. I can already imagine myself there, the visitor saying "I'd like 2 galons of Coke" and me like "What, are you sure? That's very unhealthy and Coke is the greatest water polluter in the planet. You still want that? Ok you STINK. Whatever, you're already paying cause I bet you don't get laid". LOL I MEAN I'D TOTALLY DO THAT. Somebody arrest me, I'm a free soul.

I hope my 3 friends who also participated passed too...But what I'm really excited about is to share the room with international people, buy a tablet with the money I get and...FREE PASS. OMG FREE PASS. This better be good cause we've been saving the money for the plane ticket for like five years. I'm only wasting it cause I'll get it back.


EDIT: OMG I just found the perfect song for the subject. I knew they were awsome but didn't know they were vegan and had this pearl:


Drink a six pack and then you play some ball
Walking down the stairs and then he starts to fall
Add on two joints and then he starts to sweat
Two hundred seventy five pounds that you can't forget

Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
Spend all your money on your health insurance plan
Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
Keep on getting bigger because you know that you can

Why do you force yourself on top of that girl
Laugh with all your buddies because it's a man's man's world
Someday that shit will come back to you
You've been throwing your weight around and
Your shit is through
[ Beastie Boys Lyrics are found on [link] ]

Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
Going nowhere, got no master plan
Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
Heart Attack

Weighs in at two seventy five
My man is lucky to be alive
Smokin' and drinkin' too
The Heart Attack Man is gonna be running over you
Got no God damn respect
Had to put the big big bitch in check

Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
Lungs full of tar and a stomach full of Spam
Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
Time to change your ways heart attack man